random fact of the day: human thigh bones are stronger than concrete

so it may be hard to do a little... KUNG FU FIGHTIN' *dananana na na nana na...* on someone's leg..

WA-CHA~!! *karati masta chop!*

who knows??

THE JOSELINE KNOWS~!!

we are still in the process of reviving our good friend joseline...

in the meantime, marguerite and joseline will currently continue to fight the livejournal monster and keep m&j off of livejournal because BLOGGER IS BETTER FOR INSANITY

*cue blogger advertising*

GO BLOGGER!! MARGUERITE TESTED!! JOSELINE APPROVED!! BLOGGER!! IT DOES A BODY GOOD!! BLOGGER!! IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER!! GOT BLOGGER?

marugerite and joseline = for those who like the boogie.

i am a pina colada.

DO YOU LIKE PINA COLADA??? o.o

random fact of the day: a "jiffy" is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second

i TOOOOLD you~!! ;D uh UH girlFRIEND you KNOW I did~!!

...*looks over at joseline* i hug you~!!

random person on the street: i'll hug you too~!!
random new yorkesque crowd: WE'LL HUG YOU~!!

:D zoom.

AAAAAAND... ANOTHER POST~!! XDDDDD BETCHA DIDN'T SEE THAAAT COMIN, DIDJA?! DIDJA?!?! :D

random fact of the day: in space, astronauts can't cry because there is no gravity; thus, the tears can't flow from their eyes...

kekekeke

AND NOW...

MARGUERITE'S WEBSITE PROMOTION TRUMPET OPENING~!!!

DO DOODOO DOOOO~!!!

and now.... MARGUERITE'S ACTUAL WEBSITE PROMOTION~!!! :D

Science Kitchen~!!!

THIS IS TRUE YALL I KID YOU NOT SO YOU BETTER LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAYS KTHNKS

marguerite will leave you to rest in PEEEEEACE baybes~!! ^.~

LOOK LOOK! ANOTHER POST!!

to celebrate this.... i have a SUPRISEEE FOR ALL OF OUR LOVELY AUDIENCE MEMBERS!! :DDD

random fact of the day: when seen from above, rainbows are donut shaped.

OHHH I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!! :DDDD

did you know that the other day i found this bird egg on the ground next to another bird egg and one was chewed open and the bird was eaten but the other was slightly dented but still intact and i took it cause i knew if i left it that it would get eaten or smashed or both and that if i put it back in its nest then its mommy wont return to the nest cause its got the smell of a human on it and now the egg smells human so i took it in my house and put it on top of my moniter screen in some of my miyabi fur to warm it cause i wasnt sure if it was dead or not but just in case i would warm it on my moniter cause thats the best place since its always hot cause its always on and its been there for a couple days and i last checked it but its rotten now cause it smells bad. i should of known that it was dead cause it had two itty bitty holes in it from the fall from the nest but still you never know and i was smart and inventive and so i repaired the holes with electrical tape :D but its rotten now so i should throw it away cause its dead... :/ i tried though and thats what counts

MARGUERITE IS AN EXTRAORDINARY CARETAKER